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Series Three, Episode Seven: FOCKIN MOKKY BOKKA

First aired 6th April 2003

Two Pints

The noisy neighbours downstairs are driving Donna and Gaz to despair. Their idea of chill-out music is Dana's All Kinds of Everything. These people cannot be reasoned with.

Louise realises that she has a phobia about getting old, so makes the decision to dress and act like a child from now on. Donna sends Louise down to meet the neighbours in the hope that she will freak them out of their drug-addled minds. Unfortunately, all they do is set fire to her teddy bear.

In a serious turn of events, Jonny at last gets a job. His new supervisor, Julie, is a hormonal hag from hell. Then his boss tries to blackmail him into sexual intercourse. It's back to the small ads in Jobs North West for Jonny.


  • Key Facts

    :: Jonny's ideal career would be as an opera-funk musician.

    :: Louise sometimes sneezes through her bladder.

    :: We learn in this episode that Jonny punches like a woman.

    :: Gaz has noisey neighbours and uses Mighty White bread to plugs his ears.

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  • The Wisdom of Louise

    To avoid growing old, all Louise has to do is this: "Pin my face back and never see another old person. Easy. I'll never watch Channel Four in the afternoons again."

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