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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsEpisodes

  1. Sunday01:35
    BBC Three

    CrabSeries 5

    7/14Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan.(R)

  2. Sunday02:05
    BBC Three

    FatSeries 5

    8/14Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking.(R)

  3. Sunday02:30
    BBC Three

    Stot or PronkSeries 5

    9/14Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz.(R)

  4. Sunday03:00
    BBC Three

    Who's the Daddy?Series 5

    10/14Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his.(R)

  5. Sunday03:30
    BBC Three

    BababababaSeries 5

    11/14When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention.(R)

  6. Next Saturday22:30
    BBC Three

    GodSeries 5

    12/14Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna.(R)

  7. Next Saturday23:00
    BBC Three

    Love 83199Series 5

    13/14Jonny goes for his dream job. Gaz and Donna get a dream house. Louise finds a dream date.(R)

  8. Next Saturday23:30
    BBC Three

    Near, FarSeries 5

    14/14Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Louise struggles to keep Mick.(R)

  9. Sun 19 Apr 202600:00
    BBC Three

    SpeedycruiseSeries 6

    1/10Janet has a dilemma - does she leave her friends and baby for singing on a cruise?(R)

  10. Sun 19 Apr 202600:30
    BBC Three

    GoblinsSeries 6

    2/10Janet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids.(R)

  11. Sun 19 Apr 202601:00
    BBC Three

    Mummy CupboardSeries 6

    3/10Gaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna.(R)

  12. Sun 19 Apr 202601:30
    BBC Three

    CauliflowerSeries 6

    4/10Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal.(R)