#542 - Junk Kerplunk, Big Low Bum and Is It Time For =?

Redemption for Elis James. After unspeakable failure 12 months ago, he rises from the ashes like a phoenix at this year’s charity football match. John also wears running shoes in goal and gets his baps out.

Plus, we hear of some of your late relationship icks, Dave’s been sent to jail with Gok Wan and would John actually like to be the COO of a medium sized business? He’d get reserved parking, but he also already has this at home.

Got a big ick relating to your partner of 35 years? Well get it over to hello@elisandjohn.com