"I'm stuck in Albufeira with that big orange thing in the sky!"

"Still stuck in Albufeira with that big orange ball in the sky making me thirsty!” says The Lawn Ranger.

“Our hearts go out to you!” Sean says. “You poor thing!”

“Give a shout out to Boss Paul and all the other gardeners working hard back at home!”

“Thanks to the Lawn Ranger for his concern for the work afflicted here at home,” says Boss Paul. “That big orange thing in the sky is probably something the astronauts have discarded from the spacecraft.”

With music from Billy Ray Cyrus, Creedence Clearwater Revival, George Baker Selection, and more.