Boy Gildernew
A fishermens' representative, speaking on Talkback today, remarked that sending in Michelle Gildernew to negotiate fishing quotas with the EU was like ordering Boy George to fight Joe Calzhage.
Earlier in the year Alastair Campbell called Michelle "as tough as boots", but I imagine this is the first time she has been compared to Boy George.
Any nominations for more unlikely comparisons/inappropriate metaphors etc...?

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